By now everyone knows about Zika. It's all over the press.
It's named for a forest just outside Uganda's capital, Kampala, where it was first identified in a monkey in 1947. It is not considered a threat in Uganda and there has never been an epidemic there.
Climate change, overcrowded populations with no resistance to the virus, poor sanitation, easy international transportation and world sporting events (it probably got into Brazil from Tahiti during the 2014 FIFA World Cup), have all played a part in its spread.
There have been more than a million cases in Brazil. That includes nearly 4,000 cases of microcephaly in newborns, a rare and incurable deformation of the brain which results in an abnormally small head and severe mental retardation for life.
Brazil usually reports about 150 cases a year. In the poorer north-east region, about one per cent of newborns now have microcephaly. Maybe it's because of Zika. Maybe it isn't.
It's next door, over 5,000 suspected cases of Zika have been recorded in Venezuela, and it is in Guyana and Barbados and the first case has just been reported in Jamaica.
It causes a mild dengue-like illness. Only one in every five people who get it feel anything, sudden onset of fever, the rash, some joint pain and conjunctivitis (red, itchy eyes). It can last for up to a week.
The main way you catch it is by being bitten by the same friendly mosquito living in or around your house that has been transmitting dengue and Chik V and which you have refused to do anything about, content, like most Trinis, to criticise somebody else, the government, traffic, BC Pires or the feminist movement.
There is no vaccine, no widely available test and no cure for Zika. The only way to stop this thing is to get rid of the mosquitoes. Mosquitoes breed in standing water in plant pots, old tyres, buckets, trash cans, so people should rid their immediate area of things that can collect water. Spraying in public is very satisfying, "caring for we syndrome." The sickly sweet smell of malathion is impressive, but it's does little.
You can also stop the bites by wearing clothes that cover arms and legs, especially the feet (the Aedes loves feet) using air-conditioning and screens and insect repellents containing DEET. Personal responsibility, however, is a concept foreign to Trinis.
The problem with Zika is the microcephaly. Occasionally an adult gets paralysed but in general it is women and their children who may suffer. That's why it is "sooo" funny (Hah hah hah!) to hear all these Trinidadian males making declarations about the disease.
One of them had the gall to tell mothers to have "positive thoughts" if they caught the disease while pregnant. No doubt the IRO spokesman who made this comment has plans in place for his organisation to take care of the dozens of severely retarded microcephalic children that may be born when poor mothers contract Zika.
Poor because, 1) it is precisely the poorer neighbourhoods which lack running water and proper waste management in conjunction with overcrowding and poor housing that will suffer from Zika the most, while 2) women with money will have abortions done as they always have had in T&T while attending church and mosque and temple and parroting inanities.
In the meantime some governments are advising women (women again) to avoid pregnancy, as if pregnancies in Latin America and the Caribbean are planned, you see.
Expectant mothers are also being told to stay away from this summer's Olympics in Rio de Janeiro.
Airlines (United, American and British) have started offering refunds on tickets to countries affected by Zika viruses. So have some hotel chains.
To make things a bit more interesting, two cases suggest the virus could also be spread through sex.
In 2008 an American biologist working in Senegal in a mosquito-infected area returned home to Colorado, developed a flu-like illness, later confirmed as Zika. A few days later so did his wife who had not been to Africa. There are no mosquitos that transmit Zika in Colorado. Their children did not get sick. The most likely explanation was that they had had sex, as expected, shortly after his return. Then he got sick. Late in his illness, the good doctor had had genital pain and what appeared to be blood in his semen.
In 2013 French scientists studying an outbreak of Zika in Tahiti, found high levels of Zika virus in the semen of a 44 year old man with Zika, even after the virus had disappeared from his blood. It was also found in his urine.
This is what we know. What we don't know about it is even scarier. In a country affected by Zika, how many people will get infected? Does pregnancy make a woman more susceptible to the infection? Do all babies of women infected with Zika in pregnancy get microcephaly? Does it matter when the woman gets the Zika infection? Are there other neurological problems?
On the positive side, if Zika takes off in T&T this Carnival and mothers begin having microcephalic babies by September, that may trigger off a national debate on abortion.
You can't relax around mosquitoes and mess around with climate change. First it was dengue, then Chikungunya, then Ebola, now Zika on the march in the last 18 months. There are others out there, you know. They coming like Moko.