Truth–as in a matter of fact–being stranger than fiction, it's quite possible that many journalists are not merely hacksters of the mundane, or the sensational, but are practitioners of lo real maravilloso–or magical realism.
This is surely the case in Trinimad where upside is downs, yours had was to be mines, leff is right and nobody ever wrong. So the fly was for real, happily buzzing one moment and swallowed alive the next. Glad it wasn't me, ent?
That's an unfinished story but one I'm going to have to leave for Franz Kafka's ghost; you have to admit when it comes to writing about insects and vermin, he's the man. So to leave your stomach and mine in place I'm winging backwards to other unfinished business, hopefully more palatable than the fly. Much earlier in this year, which seems to have flashed by like a greedy Ferrari chewing up the road, I came across a list purporting to be the best 100 books ever. I think the list was published in The UK's Daily Telegraph, that organ of encrusted conservatism and a view of the world dating from the 19th century when British gunboat diplomacy along with the Bard of Avon kept restless natives under manners from Rawlpindi to Rousillac.
I've lost the list but I do remember that besides including quite minor English writers, there were some major world writers –including several Nobel prize winners–who were unaccountably omitted. There was no William Faulkner, Samuel Beckett, Saul Bellow, RK Narayan, Ernest Hemingway, Mario Vargas Llosa.
Apart from Naipaul, the list entirely excluded the Caribbean, but we'll get back to that. If we're looking a the world's canon then it's inexplicable (beyond Anglophile myopia) that writers like Kenyan Ngugi wa Thion'go (Devil on the Cross), Japanese Yukio Mishima (The Sailor Who fell from Grace with the Sea), his younger compatriot Kasuo Ishiguro (Remains of the Day), Frenchman Georges Bataille (Story of the Eye), South African-born Botswanan Bessie Head (Maru), Nigerian Ben Okri (The Famished Road), Czech Jaroslav Hasek (The Good Soldier Svejk) or Zimbabwean Dambudzo Marechera (The House of Hunger), didn't get a mention, along with American William Burroughs (The Naked Lunch).
Now since my very own bucket of books has been dipping deep in the wells of Caribbean Literature for the past 30 years and some, I'm going to suggest some titles which should definitely have been on that list, or rather on a list which can be taken seriously. People who actually care about literature representing the incredible range of the human condition (which is neither restricted to England, or the west) would or certainly should know that all of the following deserve their place. So in no particular order (to avoid offending living and dead) allow me to present: Marie Vieux-Chauvet whose Love, Anger, Madness is a tour de force, a brilliantly crafted and chilling critique of the Duvalier era in Haiti.
Since I began in Haiti, which is no mistake, we'll continue with that foundational novel of Jacques Roumain-Masters of the Dew, and Edwidge Danticat's account of the 1937 "Parsley" Massacre of 30,000 Haitian migrant workers ordered by the Dominican dictator Rafael Trujillo–Farming the Bones. Dany Laferriere, who insists he's not a Haitian, nor a Caribbean, nor a black writer (he even wrote a book called I Am a Japanese Writer) must be included on the strength of his outrageous and hilarious debut novel How to Make Love to a Negro Without Getting Tired. Rene Depestre's Hadriana in all my Dreams, invokes the Vodou worldview, while his near contemporary Jacques Stephen Alexis produced a gripping political novel with General Sun my Brother.
The Cuban Alejo Carpentier's take on the aftermath of the Haitian Revolution–The Kingdom of This World–predates Marquez as the first magical realist text and his compatriot Jose Lezama Lima's Paradiso, takes a rococo turn from fiction into philosophy, while Carbrera Infante's Three Trapped Tigers is a baroque comic balancing act, suffused with the exuberance of Cuban music.
Coming back home before time and space disappear, Ladoo's No Pain Like this Body, Naipaul's Biswas, Lovelace's Dragon and Selvon's Lonely Londoners are all essential, as is Lamming's Castle and now Marlon James' Brief History of Seven Killings. Wilson Harris' Palace of the Peacock must be included, even if only three people in the world can claim to fully understand it, and Mittleholzer's acute deconstruction of Trinidad's racial hierarchy–Morning at the Office–deserves a listing.
In the French Antilles we must include Chamoiseau's oral history Texaco along with his elegy to Creole storytellers Solibo Magnifique and Maryse Conde's retelling of Wuthering Heights–Windward Heights, and how could we ever forget Jean Rhys' Wide Sargasso Sea.
Finally to those students who thanked me on Saturday–I didn't get to say what a pleasure it's been rediscovering some of the Caribbean texts above with you. You all made me question and reread what I hope is now part of your own library for life.