Keeping score in poker couldn't be any more straightforward: You are either winning money or losing it.
The people who play tournament and cash games at the highest limits get the most attention, for obvious reason. When a single pot holds enough cash to purchase a home or cover a year's salary, people notice. But reaching the highest limits is both unreasonable and ill-advised, because most people aren't hard-wired to handle the swings.
Your goals should be easier to manage. Here are five ways to be happy with your place in the vast poker universe:
Keep losses small: OK, your read was off and you lost the pot. The chips are going in the other direction, but let's look at the good news: You didn't pour gas on the fire and lose your entire stack. Since money not lost spends every bit as good as money won, by keeping your losses minimal, the saved money can produce serious long-term results.
Lay it down: I don't have math to back this up, but I can speak with authority here in the same way that I can tell you that the sun is hot, even though I have no intention of ever going near it. The player who has the ability to fold in difficult situations is going to be light years ahead of the person who attempts too many "hero" calls.
Avoid the syndrome: Fancy-play syndrome is the poker equivalent of the Harlem Globetrotters' brand of basketball. It's entertaining and the table will get a real kick out of it when you show your opponent the 7-2 after a winning double-barrel bluff. The reaction when the play is a loser is considerably different.
Perfect game: There are days at the poker table when you can look back and say to yourself, "You know, I don't think I made any mistakes today." You maximized the value in your betting lines. You were smart and had a handle on the three elements I already mentioned. You exploited the weak players, and had the smarts to stay away from the better ones.
When you can walk away with this assessment on a consistent basis (few are capable of honestly pulling this off any better than 3 out of 10), the results will speak for themselves in the long term.
Slow and steady: Every kid, at one point, has been told the story of "The Tortoise and the Hare," but the tale is incredibly applicable to poker. If you can routinely find games at limits you can consistently beat, all you have to do is sit back and enjoy the ride.
Banking a $200 win isn't going to get anybody's attention, but if you are keeping accurate bankroll records and watching the profit accumulate over time, it's much more impressive than a big-win player flatlining his or her bankroll because he or she did something stupid.
Got a poker question or have a comment? Email Chuck at cblount@express-news.net.