“Somebody take ‘One Love’ off the shelf/Then the ‘One Love’ boys start to sell out dey self/Somebody going to end all this talk about race/But they can’t tell me that with a straight, straight face.”
—David Rudder, Madman’s Rant
“Put Jack in the box.” “Bury him in the Lopinot cemetery.” “Hunt and tie-strap them,” and without missing a beat, these politicians will try to convince us they’re serious about violence, especially among school children. Really? Picong and rum shop ole talk is one thing. Inflammatory, violent language is another. Have they gorn mad, or is it just another day in a strange land?
We are at a crucial juncture in history with declining energy production, rising costs, forex woes, US tariffs, and the precipitous fracturing of the international rules-based order, creating significant economic uncertainty. How do we exploit prevailing opportunities at the community and national levels and chart the course for sustainable growth?
These tumultuous times require sober reflection. Instead, we hear outlandish promises that can’t be fulfilled, at least without getting us in a financial jam. “This is it, this is it,” the madman rants; “I’ll fix every single house in Tobago.” “We’ll start wage negotiations at ten per cent.” “I’ll stop noise pollution.” “Tax-free pensions,” “500 housing units per week …” “We’ll remove property tax, ...” but the Labasse landfill still sickens people.
File tax online and burn gas to go downtown and pay. Spend a torturous day getting a five-minute transaction done at a public institution. Over 60 years, drugs, guns and ammunition are still coming through legal ports. Billions are spent on technology, and older people must travel miles to prove they aren’t dead. If the peanut vendor from the sixties returned from the dead, he would trip on the same pavement cracks around the Queen’s Park Savannah.
Dwelling units are going up in the overcrowded Beetham, even beyond the berm where some residents park vehicles. No politician sees the unfolding problems of flooding, hygiene, and environmental disaster or cares about the unsightliness of the illegal structures, parking, and dumping on the highway.
A colonial system supports an inequitable brand of education. Schools look like children’s prisons, and some could easily be taken for animal sheds. No water for all 24/7, after six decades of promises. Electric and cable wires belly over pavements, posing dangers to pedestrians. Some hospitals’ grimy walls, beds, and stairs proclaim these are high-risk buildings.
Cemeteries look like wastelands. Instead of lush trees and foliage on hills and mountains, thousands of ugly billboards define the landscape ... conspicuous examples of environmental, health and quality of life issues. Have political parties reflected on how the quality of education, health, and the environment is linked to violence and crime? If so, they should have the priorities right on their political platforms and in manifestos.
On balance, the PNM manifesto promotes plans for government transformation and public service efficiency, education and curriculum reform, crime and justice, healthcare, sustainable energy, economic diversification, agriculture, community and urban development, and the creative industries, among other strategies.
The UNC “mini-festos” highlight policies on crime and the criminal justice system, education and national development, healthcare reform, digital technology and artificial intelligence, economic diversification and the green economy, agriculture and the development of a cannabis industry, among other initiatives. The madman’s brain was wired by weed! At the time of writing, I hadn’t seen other manifestos.
It is unfortunate candidates waste time throwing verbal bull-pistle and denigrating each other. To get votes, they dangle carrots, which can’t be delivered without significant resources to do so, intentionally withholding relevant information from voters on the cost of further entrenching a culture of freeness and dependence on Government. Delivering 500 home units per week is equivalent to 26,000 units a year! Is that possible, and at what cost?
It’s true that democracy is a competitive system and wouldn’t survive without contending political parties, but to paraphrase the beloved Bard, David Rudder, this is not electioneering; this is madness. He said it succinctly, “Somebody promising jobs for all/ … Somebody promising more police cars/Somebody going to take the country far/Somebody putting all the bandits away …somebody promises to run all the bread, to push a world-class head, to abolish the tax, to give we the facts, to clean up the land” … Ah hear de mad man bawl, “Vote for we and we’ll set you free!” Yeh. Resurrect truth.